AG Daniel Cameron hurriedly flipping through law books to figure out how to handle Breonna Taylor case
In a press conference yesterday that really should’ve just been an email, Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron said his office is going to take its sweet time into the investigation of three Louisville police officers involved in the fatal shooting of Breonna Taylor.
Initial reports suggested Cameron has been far too preoccupied pouring over the letter sent to him from music superstar Beyoncé to properly focus on the investigation.
Staffers have anonymously told various news outlets that Cameron has religiously read the letter starting from the bottom with Beyoncé’s signature and then immediately stopping before reading the demands to bring charges against the officers.
The Boondocks Gazette, however, has been able to confirm that the investigation is actually crawling at such a slow pace because the attorney general has holed himself up in the UofL Louis D. Brandeis School of Law Library.
Cameron was seen by multiple librarians and university staff pouring over casebooks and law dictionaries in an attempt to hurriedly learn what it means to be a “special prosecutor” and if he needed a specific permit or had to pay a fee to do that job.
Much of a brouhaha was made over Cameron’s legal experience, or lack thereof, during last year’s election. A lawsuit was brought forth alleging Cameron hadn’t practiced law for eight years, as is required for attorney general candidates under the state constitution.
A judge ruled Cameron had the experience in terms that he had been a licensed attorney for eight years, not changing the fact he lacked any meaningful prosecutorial experience.
Cameron declined to assign a timetable as to when the the investigation would be completed, only saying the investigation was ongoing. He also didn’t announce any decision relating to charges.
During the should’ve-been-an-email-press conference, Cameron said the investigative team is made up of six/seven people in his office with a combined 200 years of legal experience. Eight of those 200 years belong to Cameron.