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Kentucky State Police add Himmler quotes for cadet training to balance out Hitler quotes
In an effort to retrain current state police troopers, and looking toward training its new cadets, the Kentucky State Police has decided to incorporateā€¦
Californian Writes Postcards to 'Valued KY Voter' As Their Backyard Burns
A likely well-meaning California resident was spotted in their home hurriedly writing postcard after postcard to send out to Kentuckians urging them toā€¦
New LMPD Policy Allows Officers to Arrest Anyone Within 50 Miles of a Crime
The Louisville Metro Police Department announced a new policy yesterday that will allow its officers to arrest anyone within a 50-mile radius of a crimeā€¦
Greg Fischer Urges Calm As LMPD Slowly Lowers Giant Dome Over Louisville
ā€œOh, that? Thatā€™s the unity and peace dome that we drop down to encourage unity and peace. Itā€™s not meant to entrap or frighten anyone and certainlyā€¦
Coworkers Surprised John Not Fired After Sending Clearly Troubled 2 A.M. Company-Wide Email
John said not only did he believe poisoning the food supplies of the companyā€™s multiple eateries was not only legally right, but in fact his actionsā€¦
Amy McGrath's campaign was meant to fail, that was always the plan
If this news is troubling to you or makes you want to yell at me for being a dumb naysaying leftist then I understand that reaction; I want you to alsoā€¦
Replace Jefferson Davis with Johnny Joestar in Kentucky State Capitol Rotunda
Who should replace Jefferson Davis and be immortalized in these grand halls of democracy? The choice is obvious: horse racing prodigy Johnny Joestar.
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